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Diary of a Hitman: Spring 2026

This column is from the spring 2026 issue of VICE magazine, THE NOT THE PHOTO ISSUE. Buy it now —or get 4 issues each year sent straight to your door, by subscribing . Read the previous instalment of Diary of a Hitman here . I don’t come into contact with real photos much these days. You don’t, do you? Not in the modern world. It’s all screens now, that’s what I’ve observed. It shouldn’t matter to me, and it doesn’t really. I know that things change and there’s nothing you can do to stop them. And I don’t wish for the world to return to any previous state, because I know this world now. Recently I bought a PlayStation from Argos, but I’ve yet to plug it in. I had heard there was a game where you were managing supervolcanoes, quelling them, evacuating islands underneath them, that sort of thing. But after I got the device home I realized that it didn’t have a disc drive, and likely would need to be connected to the internet. I don’t have it, I don’t even have a computer,...

Daily Horoscope: July 13, 2026

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There’s a particular feeling that comes with a day when multiple things arrive at once—not overwhelm, just convergence. The message you’ve been waiting on finally finds its shape. The disruption you’ve felt building all week finally completes itself. Today is that day, stargazer, and the sky is not apologizing for the density of it. Mercury and the Sun meet in exact conjunction, meaning the retrograde hands you its most direct signal of the month. Venus square Uranus peaks at the same time. Two exact aspects on the same day. Stay present. Both are here to tell you something. One is about knowing. The other is about what changes next. Read your horoscope for the week , and see what the stars have in store for your sign today.  Aries: March 21 – April 19 Fast-twitch is your whole approach: move first, adjust later, figure it out as you go. Which is why most of what you build gets renegotiated mid-sprint. Saturn sextiling Mars today changes the...

Cannibalism Is Bad for You, According to Researchers Who Actually Studied It

For anyone out there who was thinking about dabbling in some light cannibalism , I’ve got some bad news for you. Turns out, as reported by Reuters , researchers from Poland and the Czech Republic have concluded that cannibalism is bad for your health. Man, it’s like everything is bad for you nowadays. Led by Michal Misiak of the University of Wroclaw and Petr Turecek of Charles University in Prague, the study wasn’t trying to settle the question of whether eating people is morally wrong. We settled that one a long time ago, and there isn’t much gray area. We might let it slide if your soccer team’s plane crashes in the Andes, but we will not abide by nonemergency human consumption. Instead, the researchers took a novel approach, adopting an objective view of the human body as a source of meat and asking whether it’s even worth eating. Does it provide you with the nutrition you need? Researchers Confirm Cannibalism Is Bad for Your Health Calorica...

Weekly Horoscope: July 12-July 18

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The New Moon in Cancer on Tuesday is a reset that doesn’t announce itself — it just reorganizes what you thought you wanted and hands it back with better instructions. Something personal is asking to be started this week, stargazer, and Mars squaring Venus all week means the path to it won’t be smooth. Desire and drive keep bumping into each other. That’s not a reason to wait. Work around it anyway. By Saturday, Pluto trining Uranus hits exact, and something that’s been building slowly in the background finally has a name — a realization, a decision, a change in how you understand where you’ve been and why it went that way. The week opens with a clear chance to begin something meaningful and closes with a perspective that reframes the beginning entirely. Stay in it long enough to feel both ends. That’s where this week pays off. How will your sign fare this week? Aries: March 21 – April 19 There’s a gap between what you...

Bungie Reportedly in Early Talks to Develop Destiny-Style Borderlands 1 Remake

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A new leak claims that Sony and Gearbox Software are in early talks to have Bungie develop a Borderlands 1 remake. According to the rumor, the project would reportedly reimagine the original game as an open-world live-service shooter inspired by Destiny . But is actually true? Leak Claims Sony and Gearbox Want Bungie to Develop Borderlands 1 Remake Screenshot: 2K If you are doing a double take at that headline, I don’t blame you . However, according to a new rumor posted by Destiny content creator Trance, Bungie could be making a Borderlands 1 remake as their next project. The YouTuber made the surprising claim in a recent post on the video platform. Trance specifically wrote that Sony and Gearbox Software are reportedly in early talks about the Bungie project. “Bungie and Sony are currently in early discussions with 2K and Gearbox about remaking the original Borderlands as a Destiny -style looter shooter. From what I’ve been told, the project was pitched as an o...

Yungblud Cancels Headlining Festival Performance Days Ahead of Concert, Organizers Pivot and Replace Him With 2000s Rapper

Yungblud has canceled his headlining performance at the Cowboys Music Festival, just days ahead of the scheduled concert. In response, organizers have made a hard pivot and replaced him with 2000s rapper Nelly and EDM legend Steve Aoki. In an announcement shared on social media, the English rock star explained that he was cancelling his performance at the Canadian music fest on July 12, 2026. The cancellation is due to his needing to prioritize mental health. “To all my family in Canada I apologize for not being there with you all this weekend,” he wrote in a social media statement . “I’m currently in a place where I’m working on myself and taking time off at home in the U.K.,” Yungblud added. “I’m taking this extremely seriously and facing head on what’s going on for the good of the long term. I will never take any of this for granted and I will see you all soon. I love you all.” Yungblud’s management state...

Introducing the ‘Ocean View’ Trend That Can Help Couples Fight Better

Any time I’m near the ocean , I feel a sense of relief like a breath of fresh air. Admiring its vastness helps my own problems feel small and insignificant. This phenomenon can actually help us better navigate conflicts in our intimate relationships. Dating experts label it the “ocean view.” What Is an ‘Ocean View’ In Relationships?  According to Dr. Eli Kraiem , a clinical psychologist and professor at Ferkauf Graduate School of Psychology, the “ocean view” in relationships describes “the ability to zoom out from the immediate conflict ensuing and see the relationship at large.” “When couples are disappointed in one another, their perspective often narrows [to] where the point of contention, such as the forgotten text, critical comment, or disagreement, can feel like evidence of a much larger problem,” Dr. Kraiem says. “When we take the ocean view, we are remembering the broader context of the relationship. This means reflecting on the history that the couple shares t...