Diary of a Hitman: Spring 2026
This column is from the spring 2026 issue of VICE magazine, THE NOT THE PHOTO ISSUE. Buy it now —or get 4 issues each year sent straight to your door, by subscribing . Read the previous instalment of Diary of a Hitman here . I don’t come into contact with real photos much these days. You don’t, do you? Not in the modern world. It’s all screens now, that’s what I’ve observed. It shouldn’t matter to me, and it doesn’t really. I know that things change and there’s nothing you can do to stop them. And I don’t wish for the world to return to any previous state, because I know this world now. Recently I bought a PlayStation from Argos, but I’ve yet to plug it in. I had heard there was a game where you were managing supervolcanoes, quelling them, evacuating islands underneath them, that sort of thing. But after I got the device home I realized that it didn’t have a disc drive, and likely would need to be connected to the internet. I don’t have it, I don’t even have a computer,...