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It’s commencement speech season, and colleges across the country have trotted out one miserable, AI brain-rotted business loser after another so they can inevitably sing the praises of AI, their words getting drowned out by a spontaneous chorus of boos belted out from the crowd of young graduates who viscerally despise the technology. They know how thoroughly it’s ruining their generation, their brains, their job prospects, and their futures. The speakers try to muscle through it in a way that you know is giving a gaggle of tech bro losers over at Twitter/X a giant boner as they probably think these old, deeply unpopular AI brain-rotted business idiots are just as heroic as any civil rights icon from the 1960s. What’s hysterical about it isn’t that it’s happened once, but several times in the past week alone. Rather than take the stage and fight in the name of the younger generation that’s getting squeezed out in the name of a technology that they don’t want, that almost ...

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Pokémon Winds and Waves price might have just been revealed after pre-orders for it went live on Amazon. If accurate, Pokémon Gen 10 will be the most expensive Nintendo Switch 2 game since Mario Kart World launched. Pokémon Winds and Waves Price Reportedly Leaked By Amazon Screenshot: The Pokémon Company When Pokémon Winds and Waves was announced earlier this year, fans were surprised when Game Freak didn’t confirm its release date or pricing. Even as of this month, the Gen 10 Pokémon games’ official eShop listing just says “releases 2027” on its description page. However, a new Amazon listing might have just revealed its pricing early, and well, it’s expensive . According to an Amazon Germany pre-order page that recently went live, Pokémon Winds and Waves price will reportedly be $80 . While that might not be exactly shocking, it’s actually one of the few Nintendo Switch 2 games to break that price point since Mario Kart World debuted as a launch title in Jun...

Nu-metal stalwarts Static-X have canceled all concerts for the rest of 2026. The reason for the sudden news is due to “serious medical issues” within the band. Taking to social media , the band issued a statement, letting fans know they will not be touring the remainder of the year. “Due to serious medical issues, Static-X will be forced to cancel our remaining tour dates in 2026,” the band’s joint statement read. “The situation is unavoidable and requires immediate attention.” They went on to say, “We are very sorry for the inconvenience, and we promise to return to the stage, bigger, stronger, and faster in 2027. We appreciate your continued love and support and look forward to seeing you all again very soon!” Static-X says they are committed to coming back ‘stronger than ever’ After getting some very kind comments and messages, the band came back with a brief follow-up to let fans know this is not the ...

There’s a productive tension running through today’s sky that most people are going to feel before they understand it. Mercury in sextile to Neptune and in trine to Pluto means thinking is sharper and more imaginative than usual — a day where something finally clicks into place. But the Moon, squaring both Neptune and Saturn, is adding emotional friction that demands honesty, stargazer. The easy route today is to stay in your head and avoid what you’re actually feeling. The better one is to let those two things work together. Venus sextiling Mars means the energy is there if you’re willing to use it. Today rewards the people who show up for themselves first. Read your horoscope for the week , and see what the stars have in store for your sign today.  Aries: March 21 – April 19 Venus is in sextile to Mars today, which means charm and drive are finally pulling in the same direction, which is a rare enough thing to actually use. You...

Some sleep gummies knock you out. Others just kind of… don’t. It usually comes down to what’s in them and how everything is put together. Some hit fast and heavy, others ease you into sleep, and some are designed to keep you asleep—which is a completely different situation. There are all kinds of sleep issues, and there’s usually a gummy that lines up with what you’re trying to fix . The sleep category has gotten more precise, and the formulas actually matter. They’re all trying to do the same thing, but they get there in different ways. What makes the difference is the cannabinoid mix: THC + CBN feels heavier and more sedating CBD + CBN is lighter and more gradual THC + CBD + CBN blends can go either way depending on the ratios Some formulations include other ingredients like melatonin, magnesium, L-theanine, or chamomile, which can deepen the sedative effects even more. But be wary of any potential grogginess the next morning if you’re taking anythi...