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People Are Asking Plastic Surgeons to Make Them Look Less Human

It was only a matter of time. First, the surreal, cosmetically enhanced faces of celebrities and influencers convinced millions of people they, too, should look like they were recovering from a severe allergic reaction. Now, the unreality of AI-generated images is convincing people they should look like AI slop. According to a recent Business Insider report, plastic surgeons and cosmetic dermatologists are getting more and more patients who walk into consultations carrying AI-generated versions of themselves that look as rubbery and cartoony as any generative AI’s attempt at photorealistic imagery can be. Older people whose faces have aged naturally come in asking for jaws so sharp that they can open a can of beans. Eyes big and wide like a perv’s ideal submissive anime girlfriend. They ask for physical proportions that boggle the mind as they bend the laws of space and time, putting the doctors themselves in God’s crosshairs, as prospective patients ask trained medical pro...

Weekly Horoscope: May 24-May 30

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There’s a lot moving through the sky this week, and the energy builds from the jump. Gemini season is in full swing, with Mercury at home in the sign and the Sun making favorable moves toward Neptune and Pluto early on. Creativity is high, ambitions are louder than usual, and the things you put your name on this week carry serious weight. A Mars square Pluto on May 26th is the week’s sharpest edge — power dynamics are getting exposed everywhere you look, and how you handle that moment says a lot about where you’re headed, stargazer. This isn’t a week for half-measures. The big headline is the Full Moon in Sagittarius arriving just after the week closes on May 31st, but you’ll feel it building all Saturday long. Venus square Saturn on May 28th asks every sign to get brutally honest about what they’re holding onto and why. The week rewards the people willing to look at their lives without flinching. Be one of them. How will your sign fare this ...

Mr. T Celebrated His 74th Birthday With the Most Mr. T Birthday Cake Possible

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There are few people who better represent the vibes of the 1980s than Mr. T . Born Laurence Tureaud in Chicago in May of 1952, Mr. T became a household name after his performance as Clubber Lang in the film Rocky III . It was in this film that the now-iconic catchphrase “I pity the fool” was first uttered. It instantly became part of the pop culture lexicon. Soon after his role in Rocky III , Mr. T took his talents to television, starring as B.A. Baracus on the hit show The A-Team . In fact, it was his role on The A-Team that made his iconic look still memorable all these years later. While Rocky and A-Team were great, for me, Mr. T will always be synonymous with professional wrestling. His appearance in the main event of the first-ever WrestleMania not only helped make him a bigger star, but it also helped the WWE catapult into another stratosphere. Fast forward to 2026, and Mr. T is celebrating his 74th birthday. So, of course, he did so the way only Mr. T can: by tha...

The Pentagon’s New UFO Files Include Fighter Jets, Orange Orbs, and a Lot of Grainy Footage

The Pentagon released yet another batch of UFO files on Friday. Like the previous release , there’s some weird stuff in here, but not enough to make me question my existence or fear for my life. This latest release includes 64 files in total: 6 PDFs, 7 audio files, and 51 (!!!) videos. The files that were made public are available via the Pentagon’s UFO website. So, what’s actually in this round? And is there anything worth going out of your way to check out? Well, it’s jam-packed with a lot of grainy military footage. We’re talking about videos of various UAPs (unidentified anomalous phenomena) captured by military aircraft and sensors. So if you like stuff like that, or miss playing the Nintendo Virtual Boy, this batch of alien stuff is very much for you. Perhaps the most notable video appears to show a fighter jet shooting down an unidentified object over Lake Huron. That footage, captured in 2023, was recorded during the national balloon panic that followed the Chines...

Something Ate the Dinosaurs After the Asteroid Killed Them, Scientists Say

The dinosaurs had a good run and a brutal end that, according to new research, somehow got even more brutal after they died. Because while the asteroid that slammed into Earth 66 million years ago wiped out most large life on the planet, it apparently created ideal conditions for fungi to inherit the Earth, feeding on the global buffet of dead dinos. According to a study published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences , researchers found evidence that massive fungal blooms spread across the globe in the aftermath of the Chicxulub asteroid impact that ended the reign of the dinosaurs, essentially turning the planet into a giant heap of compost that gave fungi plenty to eat. Researchers Rosanna Baker and Arturo Casadevall from Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health examined ancient sediment samples from sites in Colorado and North Dakota, looking for fossilized fungal spores around the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction boundary. The Dinosaur-Killing Aste...

Take-Two CEO Confirms GTA 6 Won’t Be Delayed Again and Teases Next Trailer Date

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Rockstar Games has confirmed that the GTA 6 release date is November 19, 2026, and won’t be delayed again. During a Take-Two earnings call, Strauss Zelnick also revealed when the next Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer will be dropping. Take-Two Confirms GTA 6 Release Date Is Locked for November 2026 Screenshot: Rockstar Games During Take-Two’s latest earnings call , Strauss Zelnick reaffirmed that GTA 6 will be releasing on November 19 of this year, and that the game won’t be delayed again . The CEO was so confident that he told investors Take-Two Interactive is projected to make $8.2 billion in revenue for the next fiscal year due to the launch of Grand Theft Auto 6 this Fall. “I think reiterating November 19 as a launch day today is probably a positive. I think we’ve been really clear that we’re releasing the title on November 19.” Here is everything that was confirmed during the GTA 6 Take-Two earnings call: GTA 6 development is still on track f...

Sleep-Obsessed Millennials Are Ditching Melatonin… Here’s Why

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For years, melatonin basically owned the sleep wellness category. If somebody couldn’t sleep, the automatic answer was usually some variation of “just take melatonin.” Gummies , capsules, sleepy mocktails, teas, dissolvable tablets, pillow sprays, skin patches… the supplement became unavoidable and put into anything practical. But lately, melatonin’s reputation has gotten a little complicated . A growing number of millennials are starting to rethink their relationship with the supplement, especially people deep into wellness culture who spent years experimenting with sleep hacks , routines, and recovery habits. The issue isn’t that melatonin is suddenly bad. So don’t worry about it if you need to take it. But a lot of people are realizing that it doesn’t always feel as simple and predictable as they originally thought. As sleep wellness keeps evolving, people are starting to move away from the whole “just knock yourself out...