Man Arrested at Miami Airport After ‘Unexplained Bulge’ Turned Out to Be 10 Live Birds
“Is that 10 live birds in your pocket or are you happy to see me?” is not a line anyone involved in this story actually said, but it would’ve been fitting, as it pertains to a man who attempted to smuggle 10 birds in his pants after landing on a flight from Cuba to Miami . As reported by NBC6 South Florida , Alberto Hernandez Castillo, a 40-year-old U.S. legal permanent resident, stepped off Atlantic Flight 503 from Havana at Miami International Airport with a carry-on, a fanny pack, and a bulbous groin area that seemed to be, let’s say, pulsating a bit more than a penis normally does. No random selection was needed to weed him out, as Customs and Border Protection immediately singled him out for inspection. On his customs declaration form, Castillo checked “no” to the routine question asking if he was bringing any animals or wildlife into the country, at which point, I assume, his penis began squawking, and perhaps even a fight broke out, le...