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The sky’s got range today. Venus conjunct Uranus is cracking open even the most stubborn routines and asking everyone to entertain something unexpected. The half Moon in Leo demands action from anyone still sitting on the fence. Meanwhile, the Moon’s trine to Neptune wraps the whole day in a layer of genuine intuition that’s worth paying attention to. So what does that mean for you, stargazer? It means Thursday is equal parts disruption and inspiration. The doors opening today aren’t accidents. Walk through one. You won’t regret it. Read your horoscope for the week , and see what the stars have in store for your sign today.  Aries: March 21 – April 19 You’ve been running at full speed so long you forgot what it feels like to actually stop and want something. Not chase it. Not conquer it. Just want it. Mars is at home in your sign, fueling everything you touch right now. But Aries, raw energy without a real target is just noise. What’s the thing you actually care about today? St...

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Taurus season has officially started, and we’re all feeling that sense of comforting, grounded energy it brings. However, the fixed signs in particular will experience the most changes during this time. If you have any major placements in the following signs, expect to be propelled into the spotlight, even if you’d rather hide from the world. Here are the four signs most affected by Taurus season—and how they can navigate this time, according to an astrologer. 1. Taurus It’s only natural for Taurus to thrive during its own season. You’re the star of the show right now, Taurus. “It’s your season, Taurus, which means changes are in store,” says KJ Atlas , certified consulting astrologer and astrocartographer based in Southern California. “When it’s your birthday season, you get a new Solar Return chart right around your birthday, which shifts up the energetic promise, leaving the previous year behind and opening a portal to the next year.” Use your season as an opportunity to ste...

The Moon is stirring up friction across the board today, squaring Saturn, Mars, and Mercury while conjuncting Jupiter in Cancer. That’s a day with real texture: tension in your words, tension in your actions, and one big emotional wave rolling through everything you thought was settled. The good news is that Jupiter’s conjunction softens the blow and keeps the heart in the right place. So before you react, stargazer, take a beat. The sky’s not punishing you today. It’s just asking you to pay attention to the parts of your life you’ve been breezing past. Show up for that. Read your horoscope for the week , and see what the stars have in store for your sign today.  Aries: March 21 – April 19 The Moon’s squaring Mars today, and that friction is landing right in your lap whether you asked for it or not. Something’s going to irritate you today, Aries. Probably before noon. The move isn’t to bulldoze through it like you normally would. Sit with the aggravation for exactly one minute ...

A humanoid robot winning a half-marathon sounds like a milestone until you remember what robots are for. In Beijing’s recent humanoid robot half-marathon, a machine named “Lightning,” built by smartphone maker Honor, clocked 50 minutes and 26 seconds over 13.1 miles. It comfortably beat the human world record of 57:20. Another version, remotely controlled, posted an even faster time before immediately crashing into a barrier at the finish line, much like humans after actual marathons. The headline writers for traditional news outlets tasked with summing up this story in a neat, compact sentence were handed an impossible task. They needed to relay the story’s basic information, but the natural title would seem overly sensational for something that isn’t that impressive. That’s the double-edged sword of a story like this. A robot that beat the human record for a half-marathon sounds like it should be impressive, and yet it’s the opposite. It’s actually deeply unimpressive; it’s not su...

Road trips are about to get a lot more complicated to explain to passengers. Chinese electric vehicle manufacturer Seres , the Chongqing-based company behind the Aito SUV line, has been granted a patent for an “in-vehicle toilet”—a compact commode that slides out from beneath a passenger seat either with the push of a button or through voice-activated commands. According to the patent filing, which was approved by China’s National Intellectual Property Administration on April 10, the feature is designed to “satisfy users’ toilet needs on long journeys, while camping or while staying in the car.” So practical. The design is more considered than it sounds. The toilet sits on a sliding rail system, tucked under the seat until needed. Say “start up toilet function” and out it comes. A fan and an exhaust pipe handle odors. A rotating heating element handles liquid waste and dries everything else. Solid waste goes into a tank that someone—eventually, inevitably—has to empty by hand. That l...